One of the most recognizable animated series in television history, SpongeBob SquarePants is the best choice when you’re looking for something funny to watch. Additionally, there is a tonne of funny SpongeBob quotes!
The majority of people find it to be the most relatable program of all time, and it contains the most catchy lines. There are many quotable moments in SpongeBob SquarePants, ranging from the very first episode and Nautical Nonsense to the movie and all previous works of SpongeBob cinema.
The most relatable and mood-setting SpongeBob quotations come from all of these weird characters. Continue reading to learn some of SpongeBob’s most incredible quotes.
Spongebob Quotes
#1.“Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!”
#2.“I’m ugly and I’m proud!”
#3.“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, then it would just be alright.” –
#4.“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”
#5.“If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!”
#6.“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.”
#7.“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
#8.“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors, indoors, indoors!”
#9.“I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scared!”
#10.“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.”
#11.“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
#12.“Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.”
#13.“Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home”
#14.“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”
#15.“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
#16.“We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.”
#17.“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.”
#18.“Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”
#19.“The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”
#20.“You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.”
#21.“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.”
#22.“All I know is fine dining and breathing.”
#23.“Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.”
#24.“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
#25.“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.”
#26.“I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…”
#27.“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.”
#28.“It took three days to make that potato salad, three days!!!”
#29.“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!”
#30.“The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!”
When You’re Feeling Silly, Remember These Patrick Quotes
- “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
- “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
- “Is this the Krusty Krab?” “No, this is [insert your name here].”
- “I can’t see my forehead!”
- “Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!”
- “Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.”
- “I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.”
Squidward Quotes To Use When You’re Feeling Especially Pessimistic
- “Wake me up when I care.”
- “I have no soul.”
- “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”
- “Future!!!”
- “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.”
- “But it’s my only night to be fancy!”
- “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.”
